midnight ridazz!!!

so josh introduced us to his bike gang last night... the midnight ridazz and let me tell you it was freaking amazing. i dont know why we havent gone on any rides yet, considering our collection of 6 bikes between the two of us. anyway, we took kolt. hes 13 now so i figured why not let him bicycle 17 miles with 100 people at 1am? hahahahahaahahaha. anyway, we rode around north hollywood, van nuys, oxnard and toluca lake. it was insane. my bike weighs a ton and is VERY slow so i was in the back of the pack a few times but aside from that everything was smooth sailing.

17 miles! can you believe it?!?!?!?!

hah, my back hurts soooooo bad today. okay were off to see body worlds.

im convinced booger is the best dog alive.

sammy tried to eat a stray cat (i think it died =( rob was scratched really bad when he was trying to save it), kujo is just a bitch and lays on my pillow WAY more than i do and stewie is the devil in a dog suit.

now booger... booger was minding his own business while sammy was busy mimicking alf, he never lays on my pillow... just next to me under the covers and he is mommy's little angel. if precious moments made a chihuahua statue, they better name it booger.



::end rant::

missed crossfit this morning because we went to some stupid show last night at the henry fonda. slept through my alarm which only means i need to go saturday now... boo.

okay gotta walk the doggies and make rob lunch. so long.

god bless ebay.

for funding the month of march for me! i sold 10 things and made $700!!! yipee!

went to redlands on thursday... angi toned my hair. it was interesting. im not used to darker dingier blonde but i think its a good change. i just DO NOT want grey hair in any way shape or form. went to lunch with dave. he was crabby/stressed. i feel bad for the guy but at the same time he is doing so many different things at once im pretty sure i would be crabby/stressed too! i saw his first black panther piece... it was AMAZING. i also made brian cookies... they were 100% legit. vegan peanut butter chocolate chip... are you kidding me?!? ive been trying to eat well so i only snacked on little bits... but good god they were tasty. they were sort of a thank you for brian introducing me to crossfit.



yum right?

in other news... we went camping at lake casitas this past weekend with frank, missi and josh. we brought along some fungus friends. it was wild!!! we went in these hot springs in ojai. it was a full moon so everything was very detailed and vivid... almost alive. earth was playing tricks on me (AGAIN!) and every stone i picked up was a triangle shape... i brought some home. i think im going to make earrings out of them (they were REALLY triangles the next day). a guy that looked like tom hanks joined us in the springs and convinced everyone to let him massage them. it was weird. josh ignored all signs of danger and ran down a giant cliff to "rinse his muddy shoe off" hahahahaha. frank and josh were terrified by a bat flying out of the tree. the exact quote was "kali its like a man with wings!!!" i also realized my mom bought REALLY nice sleeping bags for us 2 christmases ago. this was the first time they had been removed from the bag and seriously i could sleep in those bad boys every night! in all our trip was successful.



here we are wearing some crazy light up glasses we bought at the grocery store in ojai. wow. wow. wow. robs are lit up behind me... his were green =P

well im off to the post office to ship some stuff i sold.

have a nice day folks.

flobby arms.

today and yesterdays crossfit have made my arms SO sore.

yesterday we did some crazy warm up that consisted of 8 mins of jumproping and pole vaulting type jumps between these two horizontal bars (lots of bruises) followed by this set called "frannarf". it consisted of:

"frannarf"
21 push presses (i used a 45 lb bar)
21 pull ups
15 push presses
15 pull ups
9 push presses
9 pull ups
9 push presses
9 pull ups
15 push presses
15 pull ups
21 push presses
21 pull ups.

OUCH. my arms were floppy and i slept for 2 hours when i got home.

today!! oigh...

the warmup consisted of 10 mins of jumproping followed by MORE pole vaulting type deals... except this time we had to fall into a somersault afterward. i felt like i was 5 again.

the excersize went as follows:

500m of rowing (i finished in 2.10 mins)
21 bench presses
21 dips
21 body blasters <--- YOU DONT WANNA KNOW
15 bench presses
15 dips
15 body blasters
9 bench presses
9 dips
9 body blasters

today i feel like every muscle in my arms wont work for at least 4 days. i seriously hope tomorrow has nothing to do with arms, i would be relieved. knowing crossfit, it will be something requiring nothing but upper body strength.

GOOD NEWS! my butt is so tight and round, my thighs are thinning out and becoming more toned and i can kinda see some abs also! i just really need to focus on eating lots of veggies and fruit... save sweets for the weekends.

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next topic. grandmommys birthday is tomorrow. i sent her this really awesome card and an edible arrangement. its coming from rob and i to her house tomorrow. i hope she enjoys it!


this is which one we bought for her. (excuse the TERRIBLY ghetto picture...)

i slept about 4 hours last night before i had to wake up at 5:30am this morning. its been great discipline but when i get home i stay up for 2-3 more hours then crash and take a nap for 1-2 hours. blegh... exhausting.

last but not least... kujo totally thinks shes human.

blah blah blah

just a few pictures. this weekend was pure laziness and i need to eat better.

the end.


rob and i before the DCMA party. ahhh, home sweet home.


boozer, missi and i a few nights ago. neighbors, yusssss!

yesterday.. (LONG POST, BUT WORTH IT)

was a freaking blur. i now understand why frank and missi always say "theres always something to do when you live in la."

so the day started at 5:30am...

i woke up did my usual tooth brushing, face washing and took off for crossfit. yesterday morning was hell.

warmup:
3 minutes of each
tornado ball
balancing of weight clubs
fast bag punching
agility latter
indo board squats + medicine ball
jump roping
snap cables

i was pretty winded after that...

workout:
neverending squats... (while one person from the class flipped a 260lb monster truck tire another had to run 400m... once that was done you switched your ball you were squatting over to the next in line to the monster truck tire and then to running 400m) it was crazy difficult.

(the stupid tire)

(our gym, you can see the agility latter on the ground!)

(those are the weight clubs and that dude is working on the fast bags in the corner)

drove home..

cleaned..

rob was put on the list for the DCMA store opening party (it opens to the public today).. so he finagled me into going. i didnt know what to wear or what kind of party this was going to be... anyway, i managed to get ready and wear some frilly top with black slacks (red lips too!).

we arrived and the street our showroom is on was blocked off. all i saw were paparazzi cameras blinking away. i just thought "oh shit, what did we get into". but it was the polite thing to do since rob has talked with the dcma dudes about doing a colab and their store is run by our showroom guys (AGENDA). needless to say we had to walk down a red carpet... i was so embarrassed. we got inside and saw seth, aaron and kelen. rob drank too much. saw way too many people from gossip mags and then i wanted to leave. apparently the back of my shirt had become unbuttoned and matt skiba's wife (who is just as beautiful as he is) buttoned my shirt up for me. how incredibly sweet, right? oh and toby from H20's kid was dancing to soulja boy.. the world is gonna end (it was pretty cute though).

off to frank and missi's we go. smoked a little with missi's friend brian, who is incredible, while watching gummo. frank tries to wake rob up but in a matter of 5 minutes rob managed to become annihilated. he had 4 drinks and smoked... so today he swears he was drugged... hah, im just convinced he's a lightweight. we took off to what we thought would be a dominatrix party?? (missi and frank used to be neighbors with a dominatrix and no she doesnt have sex.)

we arrive at 6th and spring to some lofts called the SB lofts. rob insists on sleeping in the car. frank, missi and i walk inside to a gigantic predator statue?


the security guard asks who were looking for. missi mumbles "janine and :::i cant remember his name:::" the guard tells us "okay you need to go to PH14" which i later put together that PH=PENTHOUSE! so we walk into PH14 and its like walking into studio 54. crazy fashionistas everywhere, racks of clothing scattered all over the "PH" (its fashion week in los angeles) and tons of booze. a dj was spinning some great songs and everyone was so welcoming... but we all put together that we were at the entirely WRONG PARTY.

so were wandering around this party where we arent supposed to be in awe of how much was going on. someone mentioned to us "go to the top story" "wait, this loft has floors?!" "yeah, there are four..." so we find this staircase and wind around the stairs until we manage to make it to what seems like a top floor. breathtaking views of downtown los angeles, a freaking DOPE jacuzzi and TONS of people. fan-fucking-tastic. then i realize im seeing a ton of people who work at this vintage store on la brea called JET RAG. i overhear someone mention "yeah, this is the owner of jet rag's loft." how weird. josh JUST took me to jet rag a week ago. wonderful store. time to go to the RIGHT party. but wait, a man who's line is being shown inside the loft tells me "your hair is so light" petting me. i swear he was rolling, or something.

walk to janine's house (all the while rob is passed out in the car, god he missed out). walk inside another crazy loft and this time, i can tell, were at the right party. everyone was wearing dark clothing, TALL shoes and chokers. missi runs over and hugs a woman who im assuming is janine. i shake her hand. she was so beautiful! everyone was vibing off of everyone else... it was insane. if you made eye contact with people they would initiate conversation. it was so sexual and almost scary to me. anyway, im having a conversation with frank, missi and janine's husband while two feet away from me a woman has her dress lifted up over her waist, she is bent over a counter and being spanked... FOR THIRTY MINUTES! janine's husband proceeded to tell us "dont worry, its her birthday" oh okay, birthday spankings? anyway, it was definitely not your usual spanking. people were biting her ass, rubbing it and licking her thighs... pretty much foreplay in public. it was insane.

all of a sudden about 15 people start making their way into the hallway. missi felt inclined to follow.. im so glad she did. were going up to the 9th floor and have no clue what were about to experience. we walk in and see a desk. large black curtains are surrounding it, covering the entry to what seems to be other rooms? janine proceeds to tell us that this is her new dom academy (dom=dominatrix). she shows us a room that is theater play, a kitchen for those naughty housewives and then we walk into this crazy sex swing filled room. seriously. cages, chains, bars hanging from the ceiling, sex swings and tables you get tied onto. wow. they ask if anyone wants to be trampled. we pushed frank up front and sure enough... FRANK WAS TRAMPLED! this lady held two bars coming from the ceiling and walked all over him while he was laying on the floor.



when we left the party, we all had this look on our face like "did tonight REALLY happen?" we all talked about it over some greasy grody brite spot food. hooray for LA... my shell has been cast away.

yes this did happen.

strange day.

always be a better friend than you think is possible.

woke up at 5:30 and drove to van nuys for crossfit.

brutal.

warm up:

crazy box training, blegh.

work out:

5 sets of:
15 over head squats (i only had a 15lb bar since im a pussy)
15 pull ups (i had to use bands since im a pussy again)

got home at 8:00 and now im hangin' with angi... kinda.

panera, again. yum.

okay bye.

panera is the new fave.

i pretty much wanna eat panera every day for the rest of my life (im sure ill burn this out soon enough). the fact that they offer free wifi only makes the place THAT much more awesome. orchard harvest salad - to go - saving that bad boy for lunch.

just finished crossfit in van nuys. shit was REAL. we did an indian style mile run. that is where you run single file and the last person in line sprints to the front... then the next person. kinda like leap frog but running? afterward my mouth tasted like blood. ew. i was pretty winded after that but i was only 15 minutes into the workout so i knew there was still more coming. we did a 500m row, then 21 "ball slams" which is where you slam this medicine ball (i used 10lbs) into a mat and catch it before it bounces again, followed by 15 kettle bell lifts and then 9 "wall balls" which are where you have a soft medicine ball and you squat then launch it up against the ceiling... so hard. megh. anyway, we did that twice. ending with an extra 500m row, as if i werent tired enough. finished in 19:08. i know i can do better next time.

okay enough e-netting. go be productive kali.

buh bye.

silverlake!

so we are officially los angeles residents. i LOVE it. i really thought we wouldn't like it, AT ALL. i mean hollywood can give off some really shitty misconceptions of la. anyway, silverlake is so hometowny and comfy. our backyard has this awesome patio nemo has nicknamed "the secret garden". i want to lay on the couch up there all day and let the sun warm my pale skin. the hardwood floors are so beautiful and slick. i ran and slid across them trying to impress rob only ending up on my ass in front of him laughing so hard i cried. the kitchen appliances all work... unlike the brookside house. our neighbors are delightful... i met one named dave today... he lives in the "cheetoh colored house" haha. well just wanted to post that. so so busy. more updates when im not scalping interwebz from frank and missi.

xo

kalita

so i bought a cool buffalo shirt on ebay..

CREEP!!! ewwwww.