march 28, 2009

this past week has been unreal. time just seems to fly by faster and faster lately, its almost scary. im just hanging on for the ride. weve been working on our taxes and doing so really puts me in a fowl mood. my "to do" list has accumulated: i have heaps of laundry to be done, a solid few hours of packing, ebay shots to be taken, friends to hang with, dogs to wash, a house to clean, 40+ packages to ship, check lists to be checked (for bamboozle) while all i can do is sit here robotically punching numbers into a computer [when all of this is running rampant through my brain]. not to mention i have 3.5 days to do all of this in before i fly back to california. its sort of like torture.

i cannot wait to escape the dungeon. ive been such a sleeze in the past week! its been all about no makeup, nesty hair and oversized tees.

in other news, i purchased something. the first "thing" in a very long time. see "things" are items you dont need or inatimate objects you can do without. i made a little extra money this past week via ebay so with amandas discount i wound up with this little prize!



..and it felt like christmas.

that kid

kali: obeserving rob opening a fun dip packet, incorrectly, says, "you were one of those kids that always fucked shit up when you opened it huh? like when you punched the straw in your capri sun, did it go through both sides of the pouch?"

rob: smirks,"no, it always went through the bottom...haha."

kali: "i knew it!"

rob: "hey, aint nothing wrong with going through the bottom!"

kali: =( :::BURNED:::

birth control = oh hell no

i have so much to rant about today, its ridiculous. ALSO - warning... TMI content so stop reading if youre a pussy.

A: ebay put a restriction on my personal account with 100 positive feedback and a squeaky clean record. what assholes! i am amazed that this has happened. i was in the middle of listing all of my valuable possessions to try and help out with bills. i am super bummed on the amount of debt were in, hence one of the reason i would like to go to school/get a "real" job and be able to contribute my part. EBAY EAT A DICK!

B: i havent even purchased my plane ticket to california yet. rob said he would buy it since its technically for "rockett" (working bamboozle) but he has so much on his plate money wise that i just need to [wo]man up and take responsibility for myself. i checked today and the prices have gone up about $100. i am going to check again on wednesday (since thats the best day to shop for flights) and hopefully they will have gone down by then.

C. we are now at that point in the year where quickbooks is supposed to be done in 20 days. we have had terrible luck with computers this year and in the process of computers crashing our most updated file of quickbooks was somehow ruined. it wont open anymore. this means i have to re enter ALL of last year, yeah ALL. not to mention robs computer just crashed and travis' old laptop (that im supposed to sell on eBay.. ugh) just returned from apple care and the hard drive failed! we are running on 1 of 3 computers at the moment... reeeedic.


--------------- if you dont want to read about the "TMI" content... i suggest you bail now----------------




D. i started using birth control (nuvaring) 4 days ago for the first time in almost 3 years. mainly i just wanted to make sure rob and i didnt have a baby because that would not be good. we dont have health insurance and i paid $240 for three months of birth control. youre thinking, "ridiculous!" i know. i just felt like it was the responsible choice, ha i wish.

yesterday i was peeing (sorry, seriously stop reading if youre grossed out by that) and i thought, "shit, this kinda burns... kinda like a uti!" okay i haven't had a urinary tract infection in something like 5 years, maybe longer? so i instantly combat it with some pure cranberry juice and good ol ACV. poof, burning pee no more, sayonara uti. i was happy... until this morning at 5:30am i suddenly awoke to terrible pain. i had to pee and it hurt, so bad! so i peed and yep, son of a bitch is back with full force. i was in so much pain i had tears streaming down my cheeks that i was trying my hardest to hold in.

i started researching and what do ya know?! nuvaring has caused uti's in TONS of people. i also thought about how my body has felt for the past few days; bloated and heavy. now lemme back track and mention that rob was VERY against me getting on "bc" because of all of these crazy side effects. i really shouldve listened. i am now out of $240 and stuck with 3 months of creepy, medicated, plastic rings youre supposed to shove up your vag... awesome. remind me again why i thought this was a good idea?

becoming quite blasé about everything...

we just dropped melissa and jason off at the airport:
+ alone timeee!
- no more good vibes to be consumed with 24/7
- gained about 5 lbs while they were here... blaaast!
- i feel like i need to sleep for 2 days straight.
+ bamboozle left is THAT much closer!
+/- lifes realities are about to smack me in the face, hard.
+ brittany called and said she may have found a position for me at mac... that would be sweeeeet. $ = school, school = self worth & self worth = priceless.


p.s. i owe this blog a HUGE photo update soon.

like the bumble to the bee.

man, yesterday had to be one of the most bizarre days of my life. so much happened. i guess some may consider it being a "bad day" but really i felt like it was all just a blur? ill post the deets when im not annihilated. i have no idea how i just spelled that correctly. melissa, jason and i decided drinking at 10am was a GREAT idea. dont forget to wear your green and ask your local irish pub for the special edition guiness (ITS GREEN!).



melissa is listening to our house by crosby stills and she said, "this takes me to my happy place..." weird... me too. so strange how we are so similar.

its FRIDAY the 13th!

DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNNNN!

march 12th 2009.

todayyyy i was doing laundry, since it was about that time. when i walked out of the laundry area there was a giant centipede!!! centipedes are basically the only poisonous creature in hawaii. i always dreaded coming across a live one. fortunately (unfortunately for him) i may have stepped on him before i saw him and killed him! thus allowing me to take this photo:


we cleaned the carpets today. i never knew how legit rug doctors are! i also didnt know how disgusting our carpet was. the dirty water literally looked like diarrhea. i gagged so hard while pouring it out. blegh. we were fairly productive id say. melissa and jason arrive tomorrow! soooo happy about that! ill update with tons of photos then.

no lullz videos tonight. i kinda wore myself out laughing so hard the last few nights. so tonight consisted of reading up on crucial bloggage ive been missing. i just wanna throw out there how badly ive missed reading baby sineads blog. its been years. thoroughly entertained, yet again, by this buxom blonde. thanks sinead!

ni niiight <3

i just laughed SO hard.

sorry, i know my past few posts have been annoying since all ive been posting are lulz videos. maybe ill just start doing that all of the time? i just had to post this one because sammy does the exact same thing, up until the violent running part. oh man i havent laughed that hard in a while.

magic man.

i guess criss angel is some sort of heart throb to some women? it bewilders me. dude has a schnoz the size of texas and his over flat ironed hair makes me feel ill. personally, i woulda stuck it out with hef.

electric warrior.

2004 was a spectacular year in the sense that i met rob, i quit my "auto auctioneer" job and watched this video for the very first time. god bless you nicki rose.

i told you to be patient...

bon iver is so amazingly, heart wrenchingly GOOD! okay onto more serious topics.

im coming home around april 1st for bamboozle. i am so homesick and lonely. im going to stay behind to see if i can enroll in school and find a job. there are a few things that may go wrong, which i am dreading. first thing: i wont get approved for a student loan in this economy, second: i wont find a job to pay for my loan with, third: i will miss rob and the dogs far too much to last until rob moves home to california and fourth: my mom wont let me stay at her house longer than a month. these plans are all so tentative and dependent on minute details panning out. i know one things certain... i have to stay in california until at least april 28th. on the 28th i fly out of john wayne (in orange county) to chicago. ill be driving to new jersey with amanda for bamboozle, which should be all sorts of exciting.

rob and i have changed soo much. i mean we were just BABIES when we met! i do know that i love him so and the outcome of everything will be nothing more than positive. ive just gotta stay strong.

(this was taken in 2004 at the marchianos christmas party)
life is so strange sometimes. i suppose i should get to work now... just thought id keep everyone posted on lifes happenings.

a quickie.

(ugh, sorry it cuts me off at a minute.thirty)