a. all of my friends are flakes. i aim to please as many people as possible in my lifetime and i suppose i should never expect anything in return. is it bad that i did?
b. all girls are star fuckers and that sucks. im pretty sure i was supposed to be born with a penis? or maybe the fact that im attracted to such bizarre men (cough cough - ROB) helped me steer clear of that category? regardless, girls are stupid.
c. i hate at&t.
d. why cant someone hire me so im not so nervous about fundage?!